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A stitch in time........
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Location: Blewbury. Oxon
Karma: 3 |  | Hallowe'en Joke
« Thread Started on Oct 30, 2009, 9:22pm » | |
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween Party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He protested but she argued, said she was going to take some painkillers and go to bed. So he took his costume away and went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for a while, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him.
She soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor dancing with loads of women, flirting, kissing and sexing them up.
His wife went up to him, and being a seductive babe herself, he devoted himself to her, unaware of who she was? She let him go as far as he wished since he was her husband, and they ended up having sex in the back seat of a car.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home and put the costume away, getting into bed and wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked how the evening went. He replied,
"Actually I never even danced one dance. When I got there I met Peter, Bill and some other guys so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening".
She sarcastically said "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night", to which the husband replied,
"I gave my costume to your brother and apparently he had the time of his life"!
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